Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Football Recap: Purdue at Cincinnati - (Un)welcome Back

Hi boys and girls!  Did you miss me?  I'm sure you did, almost as much as you missed Purdue football.  Hopefully you enjoy GoBoilers.net more than you liked that pitiful excuse for football you watched at Nippert Stadium on Saturday.

That's right, coach Danny Hope once again led the Boilers into a game where they were poorly prepared with an inadequate game plan, misused their starting quarterback, displayed poor discipline, and were horribly over-matched resulting in a 42-7 shellacking to a good team.  Man, I am sick of this!

Wait, you say Purdue fired Hope last season?  Wow, you could have fooled me.

In all seriousness, the game was miserable, and while it may look like Hazell's regime is starting out like more of the same old garbage, there's more to this loss than meets the eye.  But let's jump into the obvious problems first.

1. Rob Henry: Excited for that read option and a quarterback that's a serious threat to run?  Then go watch Clemson or the 49ers.  Instead, Coach Hazell seems set on using Henry as a pocket passer, something he's unfortunately not very good at.  Henry went 18 for 35 for only 161 yards and two interceptions (one of which looked like the receiver ran the wrong route, but I'm not going to defend Henry that hard).  It was brutal seeing him repeatedly overthrow receivers, and his best pass of the day, a 27-yarder to DeAngelo Yancey on the second series, was thrown behind the receiver pretty badly.  So is Hazell as poor an in-game coach as Hope and stupidly misusing his quarterback?  Maybe, but it's more likely that Hazell is getting this team ready for a more traditional pocket passer in the future, but Appleby and Etling simply weren't good enough to be thrown to the wolves yet.  We have to think about the long game, since it's clear this year's team isn't going anyplace, but as a fan, it would sure be more fun to watch the offense play to Henry's strengths instead of his weaknesses.

You want me to do what? Throw the ball?!  You realize Drew Brees isn't wearing this jersey anymore, right?
2. Turnovers: The Boilers turned the ball over four times, two of each flavor.  The interceptions were horrible as were fumbles by Hunt and Bush.  There were also at least three Purdue fumbles that they were able to recover.  Sloppy care of the football plagued Hope's squads, and it seems the team is still infected.


3. The offensive line: This is probably the reason we aren't seeing a freshman quarterback this season.  The line isn't very good, which was probably why the Boilers couldn't even score with a first and goal opportunity from the five yard line.  Silverberry Mouhon sacked Henry to force a fumble (nice call in your preview, Erik), and Purdue saw a lot of hits behind the line of scrimmage.  The line also had trouble blocking for the rushing game.

4. The rushing attack: Blame the line, but Akeem Hunt was also lackluster.  Other than his sloppy fumble, Hunt only ran for 21 yards on seven carries.  Dawkins was a little better, but for the Boilers to have any success on the ground this season, Hunt needs to bring out the big play potential we saw last season.

5. Penalties: Seven penalties that included at least three false start calls and a couple delay of game mistakes.  Working those kinks out in the first game, huh Boilers?  You do practice, don't you?

6. The linebackers: Cincinnati ran for 221 yards and Munchie Legaux frequently found receivers open on short routes in the middle of the field.  This was a clear weakness heading into the season, and it likely won't be too difficult for good teams to exploit.  The secondary isn't off the hook either, as they didn't perform up to their caliber either, and the defensive line only tallied one sack (Ryan Russell).  Giving up 42 points is an indictment of the entire defensive squad.

Play of the Game: This week's game ball goes to Cody Webster for his 73-yard punt from his own end zone that caused the Cincinnati returner to fumble and set up Purdue's only touchdown of the game.  Always a sad game when the best player on the field is your punter, but good for Webster!

No one should have expected this football team to be fixed in a week, let alone a season.  Many of the problems that plagued the program for the last few years are still unfortunately front and center.  Hazell's turn around will take time, but I think we all were hoping for a little more excitement and passion from this group of players.  The schedule is brutal, but instead of simply losses this year, we'll be looking at a bunch of blowouts if the players and coaches don't figure out how to play with pride.

That's no fun at all.  Let's hope the team takes their frustrations out on Indiana State this weekend.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Football Preview: Purdue at Cincinnati - August 31st - Noon - ESPNU

As our loyal readers pick their jaws off the floor from reading the last post and realizing GoBoilers.net isn't just a flash in the pan blog, we're going to back it up by actually posting something relevant...

It's becoming so cliche to say "OMG! I can't believe the football season starts this Saturday!"  I've heard it no less than 8 times in the last 3 days, which is pretty impressive since I rarely ever talk to anybody.  I'm not big into cliches, so I'll spare you, but...OMG! I can't believe the football season starts this Saturday!

Sorry about that.  It just came out.

This is what a Bearcat looks like?  I don't know whether to be confused or disappointed.
Why Purdue wins
Cincinnati fans are already talking about an undefeated season under new coach, Tommy Tuberville.  With a weak non-conference schedule, most people think the conference and a BCS berth (yes, the new American conference amazingly gets a BCS bid) will come down to the Louisville/Cincinnati game at the end of the year.  Meanwhile, Purdue comes into the game with a horrible outlook from the national media (ranking 98th overall from Deadspin's first serious rankings that I ever remember them doing).  Most people think the Boilers will be awful.  I'm not so sure.  A new coach, a new energy, and a veteran quarterback lead Purdue into a fairly cocky Cincinnati.  The game's a white-out.  It's sold out.  However, if starting quarterback Brendon Kay starts slow, expect the crowd to get antsy and for Tuberville to put name-of-the-year candidate, Munchie Legaux (fittingly from Louisiana) behind center.  This will be his first time juggling these two veteran quarterbacks, and their mismanagement combined with a veteran performance by Rob Henry could just be enough for Purdue to pull off the upset.

Why Cincinnati wins 
The Bearcats have only had one major non-conference game in their on-campus stadium since 2009 (NC State) and the crowd is going to be riled up.  Cincinnati has a high-powered offense, and one can imagine a quick first-possession touchdown leading to an out-of-hand game in a hurry.  If Kay is on, expect the defense to spread, leaving speedster Ralph David Abernathy IV to run all over a tired defense.

Player we're most concerned about since their stock photo may break our TV

Silverberry Mouhon
Silverberry Mouhon may or may not have been named after a FroYo place, but that's not going to keep #92 from potentially wreaking havoc as a starting defensive lineman.  He either has the start of a mohawk going or a very pointy head, and that's what concerns me the most about this guy.  If he shows up in a highlight real, not only will the picture potentially break my tv screen, but announcers will just say his name over and over and over again because ESPNU announcers are like that.  The over/under on hearing Munchie Legaux's name announced is already 72, so this could get brutal.


Picks of the week
Cincinnati is favored by 10.5.  Kirk doesn't know this, but we'll be "betting" an order of meatballs from The Meatball Shop, an awesome place in Manhattan that Kirk and I stumbled across for a late dinner the other day after a great day at the US Open. 

Kirk's Bet
Kirk bet against Purdue nearly every time in the second half of last season.  He's changed his tune this year and is betting his $8 order of Classic Balls w/ Mushroom Gravy topped with the Family Jewels (fried egg).   

Cincinnati 24 - Purdue 17

Erik's Bet

I hope it doesn't happen, but I just don't see Coach Hazell's debut going as well as planned.  I'm betting my $8 order of Special Pizza Balls w/ Spicy Meat Sauce topped with the Family Jewels.   

Cincinnati 38 - Purdue 20

Three Final Things
1. The announcers for the game are Eamon McAnaney and Anthony Becht.  McAnaney went to Notre Dame while Becht's wikipedia entry mentions nothing about him being an announcer.  Might be best to go to a bar for this one...

2. Cincinnati has former IU commit and Notre Dame transfer Gunner Kiel on the roster.  He's red-shirting this year, but I'm not sure whether to applaud this guy for finally seeing the light or to hate him for committing to our two rival schools.  I'm leaning toward hating him still.

3. Boiler Up!